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Damn, They’re Even Propagandizing About the Sun
What Did it Ever do to Them?!
The 2024 Total Solar Eclipse is coming!!!
Run for the fuckin’ hills!!!
Actually, by New York City’s recommendation:
Use Mass Transit!
Yes, lately while driving along highways in NYC I’ve spotted perplexing alerts that read: “Solar Eclipse on 4/8: Use Mass Transit.”
Can I ask you something? What the fuck does the eclipse have to do with traffic? And will the city please stop coercing us into the shit-show that is its mass transit system?! You got your congestion-pricing-economy-killing scheme green-lit, and that isn’t enough for the MTA, still?!
But that’s not what these highway alerts are entirely about. On the surface, they’re masquerading as warnings about a potential influx of visitors to the city, clogging roads to get a bangin’ view of the solar event. I call BS, as usual.
No, this is about the elites’ continuous campaign to block out the Sun. Science gooood, Sun baaaad.
You think I’m joking? Think again.
These megalomaniacs who are riding the grandest messiah complexes to ever exist in human history are experimenting with quick fixes to save the world. They want to rescue us from…
